Soooo...

So, here's a recap of things that the US found most important during the year 2007:

• Britney Spears shaved her head.


• She also got a tattoo.


• She lost custody of her kids.


• Jamie Lynn Spears is going to keep her baby.


• Paris Hilton went to jail.


• Got out of jail.


• Went to jail again.


• Got out of jail.


• Lindsay Lohan went to rehab after getting in trouble with the cops, saying the drugs "Aren't mine, they're a friend's."


• Mitt Romney gets crap thrown at him for being a Mormon.


• President Bush looks like a monkey.


• Hillary Clinton laughs like a witch.


• Fat people are discriminated against, even though they are the majority.


• TomKat had marriage problems.


• Angelina Jollie and Brad Pitt had a falling out. Again.


• Toy recalls skyrocket after inspectors inspect for the first time in...X amount of years.


• Ipod Nanos.


• Some movie about old men in the west made the best movie of the year.


• Santa Claus has been tracked by the FBI.


• Gasoline prices drop, while groceries still break the bank.

Do we get the feeling that some of our priorities are, well, wacked? I'm pretty sure that they are.

P.S. I feel that this editorial sums up exactly what we need to hear: