Well, this is my last day being the age that I am. I will forever look back to this time and think, "Why in the world did I actually want to be this age?"
Shows that you have to live in the moment, which I have clearly never done. Time to change that.
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Sunday, January 6, 2008
Soooo...
So, here's a recap of things that the US found most important during the year 2007:
- Britney Spears shaved her head.
- She also got a tattoo.
- She lost custody of her kids.
- Jamie Lynn Spears is going to keep her baby.
- Paris Hilton went to jail.
- Got out of jail.
- Went to jail again.
- Got out of jail.
- Lindsay Lohan went to rehab after getting in trouble with the cops, saying the drugs "Aren't mine, they're a friend's."
- Mitt Romney gets crap thrown at him for being a Mormon.
- President Bush looks like a monkey.
- Hillary Clinton laughs like a witch.
- Fat people are discriminated against, even though they are the majority.
- TomKat had marriage problems.
- Angelina Jollie and Brad Pitt had a falling out. Again.
- Toy recalls skyrocket after inspectors inspect for the first time in...X amount of years.
- Ipod Nanos.
- Some movie about old men in the west made the best movie of the year.
- Santa Claus has been tracked by the FBI.
- Gasoline prices drop, while groceries still break the bank.
Do we get the feeling that some of our priorities are, well, wacked? I'm pretty sure that they are.
P.S. I feel that this editorial sums up exactly what we need to hear:
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)