Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Last Days

Well, this is my last day being the age that I am. I will forever look back to this time and think, "Why in the world did I actually want to be this age?"

Shows that you have to live in the moment, which I have clearly never done. Time to change that.

Sunday, January 6, 2008


Happy Birthday to two important people in my life, Panda and Papa Joe. You guys are amazing! Loves!


So, here's a recap of things that the US found most important during the year 2007:

  • Britney Spears shaved her head.

  • She also got a tattoo.

  • She lost custody of her kids.

  • Jamie Lynn Spears is going to keep her baby.

  • Paris Hilton went to jail.

  • Got out of jail.

  • Went to jail again.

  • Got out of jail.

  • Lindsay Lohan went to rehab after getting in trouble with the cops, saying the drugs "Aren't mine, they're a friend's."

  • Mitt Romney gets crap thrown at him for being a Mormon.

  • President Bush looks like a monkey.

  • Hillary Clinton laughs like a witch.

  • Fat people are discriminated against, even though they are the majority.

  • TomKat had marriage problems.

  • Angelina Jollie and Brad Pitt had a falling out. Again.

  • Toy recalls skyrocket after inspectors inspect for the first time in...X amount of years.

  • Ipod Nanos.

  • Some movie about old men in the west made the best movie of the year.

  • Santa Claus has been tracked by the FBI.

  • Gasoline prices drop, while groceries still break the bank.

Do we get the feeling that some of our priorities are, well, wacked? I'm pretty sure that they are.

P.S. I feel that this editorial sums up exactly what we need to hear: