Sunday, January 6, 2008


So, here's a recap of things that the US found most important during the year 2007:

  • Britney Spears shaved her head.

  • She also got a tattoo.

  • She lost custody of her kids.

  • Jamie Lynn Spears is going to keep her baby.

  • Paris Hilton went to jail.

  • Got out of jail.

  • Went to jail again.

  • Got out of jail.

  • Lindsay Lohan went to rehab after getting in trouble with the cops, saying the drugs "Aren't mine, they're a friend's."

  • Mitt Romney gets crap thrown at him for being a Mormon.

  • President Bush looks like a monkey.

  • Hillary Clinton laughs like a witch.

  • Fat people are discriminated against, even though they are the majority.

  • TomKat had marriage problems.

  • Angelina Jollie and Brad Pitt had a falling out. Again.

  • Toy recalls skyrocket after inspectors inspect for the first time in...X amount of years.

  • Ipod Nanos.

  • Some movie about old men in the west made the best movie of the year.

  • Santa Claus has been tracked by the FBI.

  • Gasoline prices drop, while groceries still break the bank.

Do we get the feeling that some of our priorities are, well, wacked? I'm pretty sure that they are.

P.S. I feel that this editorial sums up exactly what we need to hear:


Q said...
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Q said...

Um, that political cartoon is pretty hilarious. You are awesome.