I was the first person at work to ever use the eye wash station today. My friends Sam* and DJ were playing around with the window cleaner, and I got hit in the friendly fire. Under the water I go! My nose got very cold.
Then I bumped my head on a desk and the broom fell on my nose. Then I smashed my finger in the door. Then I tripped down the stairs and jammed my back. Then I got my foot caught between the vacuum and the wall.