Do the new shoes that you bought pinch your feet?
Yes.
Did they in the store when you tried them?
Yes. A little. Yes.
But you bought them anyway?
Yes.
Did you really spend $115 on a hair straightener yesterday?
Yes. Yes, I did.
Did you have the money to buy it?
No. No, I didn't.
Did you even want the straightener?
... No.
Did you talk to that boy yesterday?
Yes.
For 2 hours?
Yes indeed.
Did you send a text about how you like this boy to your sister?
No.
Did you send it to the boy by accident?
... Yes.
You feel like an idiot now, don't you?
.................... Yes.
Do you realize that you don't "like" this boy?
.................................... Yes.
Did you vacuum the floor like you said you would?
No. No, I didn't.
Did you do the dishes?
No.
Did you sleep last night?
No.
Is it because the pain killers didn't help at all?
Yes.
You still haven't called that doctor, have you?
No. I haven't.
Do you realize that you're a mess right now?
... Yes.
Has there been anything good that happened in the last 24 hours?
YES.
Did the guy who attacked Callie really get 20 years in prison rather than just 15?
Why, yes, actually. Yes, he did.
1 comment:
Breakfast Club fist pump for justice!
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