First day of May.
Wake up and think, 'my face is frozen'.
Follow me to the bathroom and experience a bewildering sensation that the tile has suddenly turned into an ice rink. I forgot my skates, so my toes were not very happy.
Turn on the faucet to 'HOT' and find that even after running it for 30 seconds, the water won't come out warm.
Look out the window and see ice on the bushes, slowly becoming water as the sun forces itself through the clouds.
Walk outside and realize that the sweater isn't going to be enough, and it's time to pull out the winter coat. Again.
May Day, anyone?
For real. Mayday, Mayday, Mayday -- get me outta here!