Guy in my Humanities class: "You just like the Sherlock series because of his curly dark hair. All the girls love that."
Reply: "No. I just like the way he holds his gun."
Stats professor: "I should never ask questions on Monday mornings."
Humanities professor: "You can't disagree with a General Authority. That's starting an argument with God!"
From family:
Amanda: "So we were talking about Afrighanistan in class yesterday..."
Interuption: "Afrighanistan? Do you mean Afghanistan?"
Amanda: "What, you mean I've been saying it wrong my entire life?!"
Amanda: "Whenever I squish a Skittle it turns into a shape like an FUO...wait...no! I meant UFO!"
From Primary:
Little girl talking about how excited her little brother is that her mom is going to have another little boy...finally: "Now he won't be the lone man in the garden of estrogen."
6-year-old boy: "I don't want to get married."
Another 6-year-old boy: "Yeah. It looks stupid. All that work for dumb kids like us. Adults are crazy."
2 comments:
THESE ARE AWESOME.
Aren't they though? I love it. :)
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